Q: If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?

A: 11 o’clock plus 2 hours = 1 o’clock 9 o’clock plus 5 hours = 2 o’clock

Q: How can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

A: 888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000.

Q: What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

A:  Queue. Remove the “ueue” and you are left with “Q”.