Q: You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?

A: All the people were married.

Q: A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.

A: She took a picture of him and developed it in her darkroom.

Q: What disappears as soon as you say its name?

A: Silence.